[Incoming Transmission] The moment you have all (probably not) been waiting for! Free skinned weapons! Now, I've heard some complaints from the mercs at Egypt that they don't think these fancy new weapons can take the heat. Well, I have personally tested them all out myself and can confirm: They can take the heat, bullets, knives, axes, bombs, and a bunch more! So, they may not look pretty anymore, but you guys at Egypt don't care right? Think of it this way, the weapons will be in as poor condition as your own battlefield is! *Sound of Kitty laughing and slapping the desk*

In other news, update on the whole Hale-hates-Kitty situation. After firing me a second time, he has agreed to let me keep what I have left and earn weapons back. I promised not to insult him anymore and sent him an apology steak. All is good there, though don't worry, I'll still have supplies for you good little mercenaries. In terms of Egypt, I hear there is a big sandstorm coming in...best dig in guys, it's gonna get nasty. Katswell out. [Transmission Ended]

Supply Drop Contents
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Moderately-incinerated .357 frag-num x1
No-longer-sword-proof Country Bumpkin's Backfield Blaster x1
Civic Duty 12g Shotgun (Duty completed, time and time again) x1
A piece of trash (Oh, sorry, that's a minigun...I think..) x1
Bullet-blasted Scottish 9mm handgun x1
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