Congratulations, you're not a loser!  Fired about 4 other people from this place, but you?  You got by right by the skin of your teeth.  The nonexistent skin of your teeth.  So congratulations, blast that Pewdiepie song!

Not done yet, because I'm here to see if you're fit for a certain position.  Was hired for 3 separate things, only got one of them out of the way, so let's continue with our little meetings, yeah?  Yeah.

National Ice Cream Day is today, on a Sunday, sundae, ya' get it?  I've got ice cream on my mind.  Tell me what your favorite ice cream is, and go into the juicy details as to exactly why.  Tell me what your least favorite ice cream flavor is.  Or anything else that is ice cream-like, such as gelato, sherbet or sorbet, Klondike Bars, whatever.  Just give me your best written out thoughts on ice cream.