Bloody hell, it took me forever to find my missing box!  Had some pretty important stuff inside it, some last-minute developments of mine, quite proud of myself.  Got a nice new suit specially tailored for me and a little hat for my spycrab and...they're not in the box.  They're not in the box.  Why aren't they in the box?  Why is there another box inside of the box?  And a letter?  Okay, I don't appreciate people stealing my stuff, but I'm curious now.  Let's see what's in the envelope...uhhhhhh...okay.  Okay.  Okay okay okay.  Uhhhhhhh...what?  What?  How?  When?  Why?  Well, there's a letter too, maybe it'll give a clue as to who delivered to me this absolute masterpiece.  Care to help me with this one?  If you don't know how, this should help you.

*ahem*

"You’re kind of like a Coelacanth. Well, I guess you’re not a huge fish, you don’t live underwater, your species isn’t nearly extinct, you don’t play an important role in the love live sunshine anime and your name is easier to spell… but you’re nearly as cool as one, which is enough of a similarity for me! You’re also kind of like pudding… well, maybe not really, but you sometimes kind of almost make me as happy as the pudding you stole from me that one time! But don’t worry, as the rather forgiving individual I am and because you as I previously stated are nearly as cool as half a Coelacanth, I shall refrain from casting any too horrible curses on you. And I like those blue snacks you keep giving out, so it’d be inconvenient if you were incapable of doing that. And I mean, you can be kind of nice… sometimes. Anyway, for all the reasons I have outlined above… Descend with me!"

Ohhhhhhhh...okay, that explains it.  No wonder they managed to get their hands on it when I left the box there.  Makes sense, makes sense.  They better not have done anything with my suit, or my little spycrab's hat.  Don't make my little buddy cry like that.  What?  You don't know who sent the letter?  Well, that sucks for you, don't it?  I'll give ya' a hint, since I'm generous like that.  The password to this raffle is my admirer in this raffle, as their name appears on ScrapTF.  Good luck with that, and enjoy Heats and Hooves Day, or however it's called.  Valventines Day?  I just consider it "get discount chocolate the next day" day, heh.