Talk about a total accident! I was feeling way lazy and just raffled some strange lookin' image, and then like, out of nowhere, Jesse him/herself busted down my door and kicked me in the face! God damn nearly like, broke my head open, was out cold for 3 days straight, and then had to get repairs done! 
Uhm, they also made me wear this like, totally lame dunce hat for a while, alright you're not my parents, but I get the point! I was like, totally careless with my raffling! Meatbag items need to be handled with care - and I can't just raffle off these uh- ... "aheago" items... Alright, I'll be careful, promise! I hope none of you meatbags think any less of me for that uh, total accident. (And I hope Jesse is like. plannin' on paying for what they did to my door..) I was planning on handing out like, a key, but that's gonna have to wait a couple days! But here I am - back to your regularly scheduled program!

Here's a picture!