Our next boss...
Adjudicator

There was a tie for the last two bosses. So I'll be the tie-breaker. Adjudicator doesn't really have a lot of lore. He's just some grotesque fat guy that blocks your way. He has two cleavers and a long frog tongue to attack you. You start the fight above the Adjudicator, and you gotta run all the way downstairs to fight him. Adjudicator can break the platforms your standing on with his long ass tongue so be careful of that. I doubt the fall would kill you but you never know with fall damage scaling in these games. You'll notice that hitting him won't do any damage to him. Your weapon will just bounce off of the guy. Another thing you'll notice quickly is a blade is sticking out of his belly. Attacking the wound a bunch of times will cause the Adjudicator to fall over and you can attack his golden bird head. Why does he have a golden bird for a head you may ask? I do not know. This fight is similar in concept to the Tower Knight except a lot easier. Adjudicator really sucks at trying to hit you. His cleaver attacks may deal a high amount of damage but they are so slow to wind up that getting hit by them is impossible. Unless you're a blind sloth, you won't get hit by any attack. I have no idea if he even uses the cleaver in his left hand to attack you. If he does, I never see it happen. He just gets stuck in a slow wind-up attack loop. If you're further away from him just to avoid a slow ass hit, he can whip his tongue out at you for a quick hit. A high enough DPS can easily wreck this guy. If there was a plunging attack in this game, you could kill this guy in one hit. If that was the case, he would be the easiest boss in existence. I mean, you could just stand above him and shoot arrows at his golden bird head for a cheap kill (don't do this you loser). A nice thing about this boss is that the boss weapon is pretty good. S scaling in strength and dexterity with an A faith scaling, with healing on every hit.

Adjudicator really isn't anything special. I guess the accursed skeletons of the first part of Shrine of Storms were that much of a pain in the ass that the first boss of the Shrine is easy as piss. I can't even think of a way that you could possibly die to this guy unless you have the reaction time of a snail. At least he's tougher than the True King. You literally have to go AFK to get hit by the True King, and that takes eons. 

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