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I think I got something interesting to share. I believe that "Millie" is not who they say they are. Yes, a woman named Millie entered my closet last week and came out a man, but up until now I assumed this was some sort of disguise. But I keep hearing "Millie" make mention of a girlfriend. The real Millie is not only happily married, but, as far as I know, heterosexual. "Millie" also seems to behave differently than what I've come to expect...they don't seem to steal cash, but seem to prefer stealing objects. My theory is that the real Millie got bored with being top-side, and made a portal to return to Hell. At some point, a demon entered my closet, likely through the same portal Millie made use of. I addressed this new demon as Millie, and he didn't bother to correct me. 

On the topic of "Millie", he managed to spend a whole day in my closet...before they got arrested. Apparently, "Millie" had a talk with Lorri about where he could find a motorcycle...and then promptly stole one despite Lorri giving him money to purchase one from a local chop-shop.
Anuway, I went down to the station to bail him out, but was told by Lorri that there was no bail, as the crimes were too minor. That was strange, but the crimes in question made things confusing. Grand Theft Auto, Evading Arrest, and Bribing an Officer are all very serious crimes. Oh, and Lorri is only making "Millie" serve twelve days in prison. Again, the crimes don't really fit the sentence. My superior suggested I get a lawyer involved, but I wish to avoid that...I fucking HATE lawyers. Most of them are just money-hungry bastards that don't give two shits about full justice unless a ludicrous prize comes with it.

...I guess I got a lot of thinking to do.
Iceball out.
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