These things smell so take em

I bought these wierd human sized wax figures for a really cheap price off of some strange guy driving around in a minivan who apparently sells “cursed items”.
I don’t know what he means by that because all these things do is making my backpack smell like rotten egg.
Every once in a while their eyes start glowing and they talk about some random demon being rebirthed or whatever though, which is really annoying when it’s 2 am and you’re trying to sleep. And telling them to shut it doesn’t work.
Since I got no use for them you can have em instead. Maybe you can use em to hang your clothes or whatever you do with wax figures.

Have a good one.
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haha yes
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critter Enjoy :)
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thanks ! :D
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I hope I can get the Zombie Soldier ^^
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i want the spy or pyro hopefully
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ya yeet
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Nice corpses
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Augh geez blood everywhere, who sold you there? *vomits on a corner*
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Alright haha give me back my heads back its almost american coffee time
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smelly.
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VUL-KAR Yeah apparently birds are fans of wax, just another reason to get rid of these things
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well i sure you noticed those vultures flying around these things right?
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CIER I bet it was...I'll confront the damned fungus later...he's already giving me extreme stress and mental instability...
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Krimena No clue, the van was very poorly lit. Confronted the guy and he just said he couldn’t afford some good lights, even though he had all those fancy items, silly man.
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CIER Watch it it’s good
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This suspicious person doesn't happen to also be a fungus, does he? I've heard some stories of half eaten bodies being found all around..*gags a little* Yeah...
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Banana Fish I have no idea what that is
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Until death do us apart part 3?
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Hmm seems suspicious... Oh well free items here i come!
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yea this sounds like a nice thing to have
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oh yea boi
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I don't have a single one so I don't smell... I am desprate for the smell
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waait thos were mercenaries so they arent inoccent hmm
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u n l i k e me
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CIER bruh yer wise one
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Okuyasu Nijimura Bagel is pretty stronk
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wat would win :da souls of da inoccent or a bagel
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i smell..
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CIER It'll only take around, 6 hours to hide all nine
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Kadoripa How generous thanks!
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I could hide the bodies but I'll take the heads for you
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trash They don’t smell like a heccin cutie no
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Jigen Wow we have so much in common
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smells like me
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not a big fan of having corpses in my inventory either
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Run fools! Run from Merasmus!" "Merasmus the Wizard has come for your souls!
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Lilith Don’t worry, it’s just smelly wax figures... nothing else...haha...
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I dont have any of these so i hope i win
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AkioHiro no prob
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i have the sniper one, but that's it ;-;
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Lilith hmmmm
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Hah, Dead things.... wait
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sky frog Hope u get pyro
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CIER Oh wait. There is a plan for it

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