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[The Real Whether Machine]

I don't even think I have a real effect on anything. This has got to be some sort of sick psychological experiment, but I'm still getting the checks. I don't want to do anything, but that's exactly what I'm doing now and I just ca--

*DING*

Ugh, here we go again. And what kind of technology even is this?! I've got five buttons, and this green back-lit calculator looking thing asking me if I want to change the temperature. And I don't know if I do, I mean sometimes I feel like there's like a thousand people in my head with a thousand reasons all voting on it because, well, then it will tell me the weather which makes me thi--

"Scattered but brief showers followed by sunshine later in the day."

Yeah, but did me upping the temperature last time do this? It was nice when it just didn't matter. I can't even believe it use to not matter...and it didn't matter until I might have fucking killed someone. I mean a lot of people, not just someone, a lot of people with families. But I don't even kno--

"Would you like to adjust the temperature?"

Wait a second...what is that...the..."whether machine"? Oh, that's super clever. This one only has two keys, this is should be...great...it does have a larger screen and...yes it works. I'll just set it here and flip it on...

"Tell me whether or not you have climbed a mountain."

Let me think...ummm..

 
Have you climbed a mountain?
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