>Tries to open the last keyless crate I could possibly get from Jungle Inferno
>"There was no response from the item server. Your items have been returned."
>Restarts game and tries again.
>"There was no response from the item server. Your items have been returned."
>Double checks the item servers are up.
>They are.
>Try again.
>"There was no response from the item server. Your items have been returned."
>Verify game files.
>"All files successfully validated."
>Tries again.
>"There was no response from the item server. Your items have been returned."

JUST LET ME OPEN THE DAMNED CRATE.