A mathematician, a historian and a philosopher. How many, when and why?

They don't walk into a bar, i never said they were alcoholics.

Now, to the topic at hand. I found an apple, so I stabbed it then told it to jump. It couldn't, so I have reached the consensus with my colleague me and myself that stabbed apples become deaf.

I then tried this on a frog, I stabbed it but it jumped before I have even given the instruction to jump. My consensus along with me and I is that it has obtained ultra-instinct from being stabbed.

From this, plants are garbage, screw them. Animals are lit, they rule. Wait... we quite literally do, anyway...

I have small plans to troll the stupid series enjoyers...



hmmmmm, if i cover myself with invisible ink and squeeze lemon on myself i'll become invisible... wait no you're not supposed to read my thoughts! stahp!