I need names!! (and descriptions)

 Okay, originally this was suppose to be in my Random Raffle, but I completely forgot. Anyways, I need a name for my strange loch-n-load. It needs to be catchy, maybe something that mocks em.

My (two) original ideas were:
”My ex wife misses me”
”But her aim is getting better!”

or

”Wait, you died?”
”Holy shit how? I have the aim of a grandpa”

Anyways, leave some names and stuff in the comments, I need ideas…
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