Do you ever have that strange paranoid feeling that somebody is watching you? That some invisible presence is silently building a nest inside your subconscious? Simply due to their existence which you cannot ascertain with complete certainty? That's because someone IS watching you. It's YOURSELF! 

Gosh do I love paranoia, it's such a fun little thing to have. When you think little people are living in your screen, moving around all sorts of different colors for your viewing pleasure. Or when you can't find your keys even though you leave them in the same spot every single day, so it has to be the gnomes. I love the ideas that come from paranoia, sadly I'm not often paranoid. But when I am, it's like I'm living my life as a detective, trying to figure out whether someone actually lives in my walls or not.

What's your favorite conspiracy theory?