Direct your attention to the poll ladies and gentleman. You are faced with 5 doors. The door that you choose will determine what I will raffle away next week, as each door leads to a room with a prize, or prizes, in it. Of course, you won't know what's behind the chosen door until the next raffle.

For now, I will raffle away a C.R.A.P.P- pardon me, a C.A.P.P.E.R. Each raffle will be held on Saturday night by EST standards unless stated otherwise.

Have fun.