greetings.

this is the third day of the tunnel investigation hosted by me and my colleagues.

more and more volunteers are slowly, but surely, reaching the end of this tunnel.

but, fret not, we are still looking for more volunteers, and i'm here to help you get started.

just follow this path towards the tunnel entrance. 

once again, i will remind you that it'll be a long journey, so better prepare yourselves.
{especially since i've heard rumors that some of our volunteers got involved in some sort of a... "pipebomb incident", was it?}

errrm... i mean, it's just a long tunnel, aside from that, it's totally safe and not dangerous whatsoever.