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:dg_ghost: Down the Twisted Corridor #39 :geniusghost:

This is a story I wrote.
It is about a guy who wanted to grow a beard but had a shaving addiction.

Once upon a time his wife left him. His whole world came crumbling down around him came crumbling down.
All he had left in this world was his beard.
But he didn't have a beard. You see, this man really fucking loved to shave for some reason.
He couldn't control himself. Every morning when he woke up he would find himself standing in front of the mirror. A razor in one hand, a gallop of shaving cream in the other.
"Not today! Not now! Not ever!"
He shouted to himself. He wanted to change, but it was too late.
His face was as smooth as a baby's bum.
"God dammit!!"
He dropped to his knees and let out a mighty roar.
It was at this moment he realized he needed to poop.
He did.
Then some things happened and he found out he was dead the whole time.
The end.



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