One or two of you may remember Seven Deadly Squid's 'TF2 Choose Your Own Adventure' raffle series. I thought that was cool, and really wanted to do a series of my own similar to that. But, I was rather bad at writing and didn't want to have two CYOA series running at the same time.

That was two years ago.

Now, I've decided to give CYOA a shot. If Seven Deadly Squids wants me to shut this down, just comment here or on my profile and I will cease this series right away.
With that being said, we need a protagonist and a plot.

Plot: This is a carbon copy of SDS's lore for his CYOA, but I thought it was good so we'll use that. Suck on that, loser. 
It's the dying days of TF2. Out of seemingly nowhere, all players were notified: the respawn servers have shut down. Permanently. In the panic that ensued, you somehow survived. What happens next is up to you folks, using the power of polls. Will you become a scourge of the lands, killing anyone who will not submit? Or will you find Mann Co. Headquarters and see if theres more to the story than meets the eye? Or will you succumb to your surroundings, and perish, another nameless soul, lost to the madness? The choice is yours.

Possible Protaganists: 

The Scout: He's got fast legs and an even faster mouth. Choosing this protagonist will increase your chances of succeeding at agility-based actions, but is terrible at soaking up damage. Nobody really seems to enjoy a scout's presence except other scouts. You have a lower chance of charming non-scouts, but a higher one when talking to other scouts.

The Sniper: He knew this was coming, but knew it was pointless to try and stop it. Choosing this protagonist will grant you better starting items than others, and a higher chance of succeeding at perception-based actions. However, your lack of hand-to-hand combat makes melee combat a nightmare. You are the only class capable of performing critical headshots with a rifle or bow. Also, weaponized piss.

The Spy: His expertise on stabbing and hiding proves to be invaluable in these dark times. Choosing this protagonist will increase your chances at succeeding at hiding and hand-to-hand combat. You are the only class capable of backstabbing for an instant kill and get a longer cloak time than other classes. You are also the only class that can disguise as an enemy or another class. However, your lack of chasing enemies or running from them makes it more difficult to perform agility-based tasks.

The Soldier: He didn't know this was coming. But boy, was he ready for it. Choosing this protagonist will give you no disadvantages, and a slightly larger health pool than most ( besides heavies ).

I will post every CYOA on my profile, if you miss one. They'll be daily-ish. Or not. Whichever applies.


Death can occur any time for any reason. Your choices will count, starting now. Choose wisely.