Today, the brain is 18 years old!

— March 29 —

In 1999, a doctor by an unknown name sought to create the world's most powerful, intellectual mind. His hard work slowly, day after day, showed its fruit of success and continued to do so.

Later on a night months later, he invited his friend, an engineer, to be the first external witness to what it can do. It could send signals faster than the nearby desk light could reach it! It could solve complex problems—not just mathematics—in the blink of an eye! Observing such a marvel, the engineer exclaimed, "Well, machines are our future! I can BUILD a faster brain out of a bucket of bolts!"

The engineer did start on the project, taking just as long as his doctor friend did. The fruits of his success were about identical as well.

The engineer was then invited to the doctor's house to compare each of their man-made minds. He visited nightly, for few weeks, until they could agree on their results.

On a fateful night, the doctor believed his man-made brain was far superior to the engineer's man-made brain. The engineer believed conversely, saying his own was far superior. They argued swiftly, only interrupted in the midst of their heat when the doctor's experimental energy splicer beam had fired onto both of their brains! The doctor, in a thoughtless manner, had later accidentally bumped the ray to fire at his King Size pack of Skittles, the engineer's psychic jetpack, and a flask of liquid happiness. The end result was...

Yours truly, the flying robot brain.

*cue dance music*

Have a purple hat that will warm your brain. Be careful though, I might have lost a few nuts and bolts to it.