So yeah, born on the dankest day on the calendar. I take no pride of it, really. After all, it's the same birthday as some German dictator of some sort... What? It was just a coincidence that one of those hats I crafter was named "The Dictator"!

If I can ask something out of you, it's... Don't sell these things. Keep them. I crafted them so that someone out there might get one. Heck, even if you don't want to wear it, pass it on on someone who is not as lucky as you, maybe even the first hatless person you meet on a match!

That said, enjoy, and go easy with the blunts today!