Welcome, one and all!
To...
The new and improved Pleasurer~! 
Which... Basically just means I'm less sad now and have some more stories to share.
So... How are all of you?
I'm generally pretty good right now.
Well, good besides I'm typing this up while half-staring at this centipede in my room. Eep!

Sooooo... Story?
This is a short one, but still hilarious.
So back in Grades 3-6, we had this ABSOLUTELY TERRIBLE French teacher. They were mean, lazy and just a huge jackaaa... I mean... Butt! And the worst part is: THEY DIDN'T EVEN HECCIN KNOW FRENCH!
So one day, they just got tired of my (really annoying and stupid) class and just took us outside... And forced us to sit silently for 50 minutes.
So, of course, 2 idiotic kids got sick of it after about 7 minutes, and decided to climb on top of the portable's roof and have a pushing contest. 
All I can say is it didn't end well...
One kid fell off and broke their leg.

No Question of the Day today, instead I have something else!
Tell me a joke!

Have a fantastic day/night.