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[ELECTRICAL INTERFERENCE]
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[TAP TAP TAP]
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[sigh]
...looks like there isn't gonna be any ammunition shipments anytime soon.

I accidentally bumped a table because the box of empty tins I was moving split open. The jolt knocked over a bottle of nitroglycerin, which fell on the floor and blew everything up.
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I have no clue how the fuck I survived that. I'm guessing the piece of crap building wasn't up to code?
Whatever.
I actually landed in front of Moxxie, who was on his way to buy some ammunition. 

[sotto voice] My apologies to the guy in the hotdog stand I landed on...

So yeah, I'm renting in the apartment across from his until I figure something out. 
[ELECTRICAL INTERFERENCE]
[BANG WHACK WHACK CLANG!!]
[sotto voice] Piece of garbage...

I'm hoping I'll be up and running sooner than later, but I have a feeling construction may take some time...

This is a scorched, battered, bruised, and sore Iceball, signing off.

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