Not Dead Yet

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Heh, you thought I was gonna miss today’s raffle, but I still had about 20 minutes left in the day.......well, you probably didn’t think that since different time zones and stuff and not a whole lot of people pay attention to the stories and text in the raffles, but I digress. Didn’t miss it.

So what has happened. Well, power was out for pretty much the whole day, so that’s nice. Some Jack-hole thought it would be a good idea to cut down a large tree in his front yard with nothing but a hand axe and a can do attitude. Needless to say, he cut the wrong way, and ruined my day. Hooray. 

Welp, since basically my life is online due to not being able to leave the house as well as online college courses, having the power and internet out was a real kick to the dick.......metaphorically speaking. Like a uh, mental dick kick. I don’t know, a reverse brain fart. A mind-gasm of hatred.  Yknow, I’m just going to quit while I am behind and make more of an ass of myself.

Alright, seamless transition. Now it is time to give some boops, hearts and loves to someone else. Yknow, I will say that I was a little disappointed with last raffles turnout, so keeping to my promise, this raffle won’t be as magnificent as Greg. Still, there was a turnout so it won’t be bad either. You will now get Greg’s snooty cousin, Albert. Not as cool as Greg, I know.

Where was I? Oh, right. The person to receive the loves and boops today is Haunted Moth. Why? Well, to be honest idk, I am just really tired and wanted to get this out here, and Moths profile was the first one I saw. Plus Lämp = Fünny right? Right? Guys? .......... Ah whatever send em some loves.