Welp, I wanted to be wrong and I got what I wanted in spades. 
I'll admit that I didn't look at the map selection before I made my bet. I just assumed they were still gone since they were gone when I last looked at it a day or two after the update ended.
So, you know what this whole situation makes me?

A massive moron.

Oh well, a bet is a bet so here's your reward. And since I'm so nice, you can have the noise maker too.
Take care now.