I'm here to write two essays due tomorrow and raffle TF2 items. And I'm all out of essays. Actually I'm not. I did finish one in precisely one hour and thirteen minutes, which gave me the brilliant idea of talking to the IOC and proposing the addition of "Speed University Essay" to the Olympics. It's like Speed Chess, you have under an hour and a half to write a god-knows-how-many-pages essay on whatever.

Carpenter Brut - Obituary
This got WAY easier once I stopped caring about reposting stuff. Like this thing right here. I think "Obituary" has been featured at least twice already, but I realized I love it to death but could never quite put into words what exactly I love about it. Is it the distorted voice(s)? Is it the slow build-up? Is it the epic drop? Is it all of the above? Yes. It fucking is.

Avishai Cohen - Nu Nu
This is so chill I almost fell asleep when it started playing. Then I realized I had typed a bunch of nonsense and had to delete everything and start that page of the goddamn essay over. Completely worth it though. Everything about this song comes together perfectly well.

Revin Goff - Genocide City Zone
Talk about an edgy song title. Surprisingly enough, the song is NOT edgy, it is NOT dark and it is NOT heavy. There's a lot of energy, sure, but it's not frantic and shit. It makes me want to go out at night driving aimlessly. I don't even fucking drive.

Le Castle Vania - The Red Circle
If you watched John Wick you're probably familiar with this one. If you didn't watch John Wick, go watch John Wick. It's a dumb action movie with hardly any plot and fun as all hell. I don't remember whether it was the first or the second movie that featured this song, but the fact remains that it's a great song to kill people to. Shit don't quote me on that.