Word's worst pun I stole off of Imgur/Reddit.

There was once a music conductor that lived in North Korea. One night, the leader of North Korea, Kim Jong-un himself contacted the conductor. Kim wanted the conductor to write, and conduct a beautiful music piece for a serious upcoming government event. The conductor had worked for several nights on the piece, until it was time to perform. The night had arrived, and it was his moment. The orchestra was terrible, and ruined the piece, and the conductor was put to blame for it. Kim had sentenced the poor conductor to death by electric chair, for making the government look bad. An officer pulled the switch, and the eletric chair had started. However, the conductor was still alive. Amazed by this, Kim Jong-un gave the conductor another chance to write a great piece. Another several weeks had passed before the night had arrived again. Unfortunately, the orchestra butchered it again. The conductor was put to death again by electric chair. The switch had been pulled, but the conductor was still alive. In awe of this incredible feat, Kim once again gave the composer one last chance. Once again, weeks had passed and the orchestra killed the piece. He was sentenced to the chair, with the highest voltage it could have. Incredibly, the conductor was still alive after the shockings. Kim was in absolute shock. (this is not the pun, thats coming up real soon)

"How are you still alive?" Kim had said, in awe.

"Oh, I'm just a bad conductor," the conductor said.

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