yes, I have plaid this game for 3 years! I didn’t realise this lol it was suppose to be on the 22nd of September but it’s a “happy mistake”

Anyways, for this I will share my life story, or ”a trip down memory lane” (as far as I can remember)

I first started off in I believe a 2fort or dust bowl match, I got tf2 cause I needed it for Garry’s mod cause I got steam vouchers for Christmas, anyways I unboxed some stuff using keys, I got:
Strange Wrangler
Jarate Masters Headband
Lurkers Leathers
strange iron bomber
strange quickie bomb launcher 
and some other stuff

i went into a casual match and didn’t know anything, I just picked Heavy and called myself a “heavy main” in which I was actually ok as heavy, until I started playing a lot of spy, then I became a spy main! I still love Heavy and he’s probs my 4th main, anyways, i had the natastcha, sandvich, and warriors spirit. I wondered around for some time and got some kills, I was also the engineer who thought it was a good idea too build away from any nearby metal source and build a dispenser first, not a sentry. After that I was like “I want some tf2 items” and so I got some tf2 items, I got my strange upgrade, and a fancy fedora, thus creating the spy loadout I wear today! Anyways, I named my YER too “tuxedo terroist” all in caps thanks too that one soundsmith video.i wanna get a strangifer and a prof ks YER and apply it too the said weapon.

Few months later I decided to jump into a Mann up mode, and; out of all the MvM servers, I was put in a server where the people in there were insanly nice, they taught me the meta and they had unusuals I wasn’t jealous ​​​​​​ and yeah, I played demo and was actually quite good, according to them. And I was inspired too do more Mann up if anyone got any tickets and up for some Mann up, wait for me too get tickets maybe and invite me

Some time has passed and I decided to get into trading, cause I found my dream unusual; Knifestorm Fancy Fedora, only 2 of 2 unusual, I doubt I’ll ever get it, but I have 2 backup dream unseals: vivid plasma (nice and cheap also fits Australiam Gold) or Tesla Coil, I’m still trading (obviously) and had some trouble, I did some occasional trades, and now I am looking to make actual profit.

Jungle Inferno Drops: I sh*tted myself because I was a spy main, not because there were quite literally 12 pyro’s on every team, But I could only play pyro in order to survive, I begged my mum to put 20$ in my account, and she did and I got the contracts and some of the new cases, it was literally hell, that was until, March 2018...

Blue moon dropped and I went bizzare: JoJo cosmetics, pyro fixes, intresting balances, everything! Aside from new weapons of course, I was like “I’m gonna unbox ONE case” I put 5$ on my account, and this is what I saw:
You unboxed: Starboard Crusador
I was overreacting as if I got a unusual, first unbox and I get the hat, later on get the tsar platnium, I got a smissmiss 2017 warpaint Case and got a alien tech warpaint (which is a flamethrower) I jumped into a match, axetinguisher pyro’s everywhere, snipers bragging about the Sydney sleeper, and a Idiots truly, me. I had so much fuckin fun! 

Which now leads too today: the robot bunny guy you all know and don’t care about today, making commissions that are more of a joke than me, but I digress I still earn profit, Thank you for being a wonderful game TF2 and thank you for saving me from the curse that is Fortnite. In the words of Heavy: “I