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Me and Faxon are quite in the pickle. We're being judged today for our pineapple on pizza related crimes.
My sin? Making Hawaiian Pizza. It was just an April Fools joke! But alas, I still sinned.
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If you want to save us and the unusuals you will have to create a burger. Not just any burger:

If the buns are not at the top and bottom, we both die.
If there's two consecutive slices of cheese I die.
If there's two consecutive meat patties, Fax dies.

While you do that, we'll be forced to work in this kitchen surrounded by lava,
all while we're being hit with food to distract us.
If the task fails, whoever must die will get spammed with food thrown at him and eventually fall to his demise.

So possibly we'd want an alternating structure of cheese and meat, the extra ingredients will make it easier, or at least possible to save at least one of us.
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