So apparently a certain somepony thinks that "milk" is somehow better than syrup!
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Blasphemy!
Maple syrup is obviously the best drink in the universe!
It's sweet, doesn't flow too fast, tastes good and it's sticky! What's not to love?
Do not be fooled by this... S-Scary... And weird... M-Milk lover!
Join the resistance today!
Or... Actually maybe ya c-could lead it instead?
I-I'm way too scared to pull this off...