So first off, please don't enter if you plan on selling these on bp.tf and letting them rot in a bots inventory. 
This raffle is for people with little to no hats. 
Yes it's for you, little one that's entering every single raffle 

So one of my friends is going to be celebrating 11 years of TF2 on Monday
Holy fart snickers he is old

I want to get him a strange pro ks grenade launcher and a name tag for the occasion but I am panicking a little because I only have 3 keys of 6.5 

I could quick sell my orbiting fire helmet without a home for 8 even though I am trying to sell it for 9.5 because I paid almost 12 keys for the damn thing! It's a horrible feeling to buy something thinking it will be an easy sell then realizing people struggle to sell it for 75% of what you paid for it.
 On the bright side the hat is worth 11 keys in auction bids so I can use that as a bargaining chip.

(THERE WERE NO LISTINGS ON BP.TF AT THE TIME! I THOUGHT IF I WAS THE ONLY SELLER IT WOULD GET SOLD PLS DON'T LECTURE ME REMI ALREADY DID )

Unfortunately other friends of this guy are not traders like me and so they don't have anything to spare to contribute to the gift. (I'm like the fucking Santa of the South African community, giving killstreaks and stranges out left and right and then I still have the audacity to make raffles. Can you believe it? How the hell am I not losing profit is beyond me. I started with about 9 ref worth of skins and warpaints that a friend gave me end of August and now here I am with a 2.5k ref backpack. I don't know what I'm doing but it is working somehow.) 

In other news I decided to be my own Secret since mine is not responding. Got myself 3 strange Mannana Peeled Warpaints for 7.5 keys total. One was factory new Minigun with ubered kills attached *Has a fucking seizure* and the other 2 were a Flamethrower and a Medigun.  Also Lilith has a screenshot of one of my comments on this raffle claiming its her favourite feelsgoodman

A kid I gave an Archimedes (or whatever that bird is called) got some of his items scammed from him by a fake bot. He lost 20 ref.
Can you believe it? Someone took the time to scam 20 measly fucking ref from someone who has almost nothing. How disgusting can you be.  Needless to say I gave him a thorough lecture on scams.

Also I got my ass banned from auctions  I was browsing auctions late night and saw someone selling a pro ks rainblower kit for 1 key. I insta bid cause they are worth 2 keys and woohoo profit! Next morning fucking peekaboo! It's not a kit! its a Fabricator worth 7 ref! I didn't trust the auctioneer to refund me so instead I tank the ban 

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